Bergshins McGoo

Do not listen to the Bergshins McGoo. He is a dangerous leprechaun who wants to steal your gold. That and your box set of The Office Season 2. He says he is the owner of The Joyful Brothers but that is so wrong it wronger than a republican. That is pretty wrong. But just listen to this piece of advice. Never listen to the Bergshins McGoo.

School Supplies

 

Thank god we are out of school. I have missed summer so much. Its finally warm, we don’t have home work and we (The Joyful Brothers) are out of Middle School. But we are all going to different schools, except Tarik and Alex they are going to B******, Bergen is going to G******, and I’m going to the Nort****** S******. It will be sad, but fear not the Joyful Brothers will be together for years and years and years until we are killed in a plague from Asia.

Senor Guspacho 

TV Stalkers

Have any of you guys seen 24? That is the best show ever! The Office, Scrubs and Ninja Warrior are also awesome. But  back to 24, dude, Jack kills about 20 people a day and it doesn’t affect him. Imagine what his family dinner conversations are like. I love that show, but The Office is also awesome, if John Krasinski or Rainn Wilson is reading this, then e-mail me. 

-Peter Gibson

Learning is Fun!

 

Whitman sucks, flat sucks. The teachers there aren’t happy to be there, the schools “cleanliness” is below standards and there are computers from 1999. Why is our funding so low? Maybe “No Child left behind” has left behind a few hundred thousand! Our schools in America are so friggin’ dumb that 3/5 of the students in America can’t find it on a map. How hard is that?!? 

-Peter Les-Paul